✨APPLY✨
WHAT UP, DOUG?---
As a new WHYNAUT applicant you have got to acknowledge that your name will be associated with the available number which—if not done already—you may at this time choose.
This is so when in you’re space, we don’t confuse you for your dobblebanger.. If you don’t know, a dabblebonger is like a doppelgänger, but from space—and therefore nefarious. You do not want to space encounter a dombledango for this reason. Most dougs receive their number when they buy a branded item such as a t-shirt or painting. (A painting is like an old timey version of a photograph made from tree and paste.)
Thank you for your interest in space (in space.)
- Whynaut 36 -
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- A Message From 73 -
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What up, doug? According to Us Weekly, dobblebangers only see in infrared which stands between the HDFHR (from which we distinguish pitch) and the visible light spectrum from which we interpret color and definition. They are like tigers in this sense, so we must be zebras (in space.) Space Zebras. Space Zebra would be a cool name for a band. Anyway, we ascribe an uncommon association to the value, thereby creating a code which is virtually impossible for a dobblebanger to decrypt.
Keep a copy of your code on your person at all times, or keep it with you and leave the person at home. Either way is fine.
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- Whynaut 73 -
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✨⚡️Space is our domain⚡️✨
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Select and submit a number for approval below.
-NOTE-
- 420, 666, 69, & 808 -
-are taken by other whynauts-